is Meowing at cats until they meow back.
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Facebook status
Sometimes when things fall apart is when they are actually falling into perfect place.
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There is no English word you can write by using the bottom row of the keyboard.
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Commercials are only good when I`m hungry or need to pee.
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Be thankful for stupid people they make it possible for the rest of us to make it far in life.
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Years Teach Us More Than Books.
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A guy in a mental hospital, placed two stones in his ears ..
The doctor asked him,
"What are you doing?"
he replied,
"I`m listening to ROCK music!"
The doctor asked him,
"What are you doing?"
he replied,
"I`m listening to ROCK music!"
-Édrian
The Internet is a lot like ancient Egypt, people writing on walls and worshiping cats.
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There’s always that one person you regret giving your number to.
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Using "My Phone Died" as an Excuse Not to Respond to People
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