Dear Kit Kat commercial, How come when I break Kit Kats they don`t sound like that..
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Facebook status
If I see your phone and you have 0 messages I know you`re hiding something.
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I saw someone make a status of "I can`t wait until 13/13/13." Let`s take a moment and pray for this dumbass.
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Take my advice, I don`t use it anyways.
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"Great opportunities to help others seldom come, but small ones surround us every day." - Sally Koch
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It should be illegal for Channing Tatum to wear clothes.
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Men Don`t try to understand women, only women understand women and they hate each other.
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Shut the fudge up. You little asstronaut. What the helicopters are u doing? You son of a batch of cookies! - That`s how you cuss a kid out.
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Like this if you`re not the same person that you were a year ago
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A boy will tell you he loves you. A man will show you..
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