I don`t exactly hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water, I`d drink it
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Facebook status
me in October: Halloweentown and chill?
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You never know how much you really love someone until you watch them love someone else.
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It always get worse before it gets better.
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LIKE IF : Ever since i had WhatsApp, regular text messaging felt weird...
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You should be happy cause I`m falling in love with you again
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I WANT IT TO BE OCTOBER ALREADY
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If a girl randomly tweets `lol` you better believe that psychotic bitch saw something she didn`t like and isn`t really laughing
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taking off your makeup and watching yourself go from a 10 to a ........... ... ..... oh wait ..... still a 10
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Q: What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 100?
A: Your Honor.
A: Your Honor.
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