My brain is about as well organized as the Walmart $5 dvd bin.
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Started a new exercise routine yesterday. So far I`ve only missed one day. ;)
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So when is this `old enough to know better` suppose to kick in?
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Went by the bank today and the female teller was flirting with me which was weird considering she saw my account balance.
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anyone celebrating anything today? Anything at all... doesn`t matter what. I just need something to drink to.
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Huh, So you are telling me that these straps on the side of the mattress are for moving the mattress? And not for what I`ve been using them for all this time?
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Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can’t tell anyone about.
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My fitness goal is just to get down to the weight that I lied about on my drivers license.
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Today’s Generation: “Omg my parents never let me have anything.” via iPhone.
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Leaving the house would be so much cooler if someone would yell “Aaaaand Action!” as I walk out the door.
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