Some people lack the ability to laugh at themselves ...That`s where I come in...
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Don’t you hate when the person you’re Facebook-stalking never updates anything. :)
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May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
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Like if you also had this thought : I didn`t see anyone important today so I`m going to wear the same clothes tomorrow.
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No matter what life brings you, always take a lesson from your dog.. Kick some grass over that s**t and move on.
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I always learn from the mistake of others who take my advice.
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You never realize what you have till its gone... Toilet paper is a good example.
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Today, A 12 year-old came up to me and said "May I please have a cigarette?". I can`t believe kids this age are already so polite.
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Wow, I just melted a piece of ice by staring at it. Took a little longer than I thought it would.
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I wish Facebook would notify me when people deleted me, that way I could like it
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