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If I had a dollar for every time I thought about you, I would start thinking about you.

I don`t change myself for anyone, because I think nobody can play your roll better then you !

Whenever I see "person is typing" for five minutes, and then finally....."lol", I assume you typed, "I love you, have my babies!", but then chickened out.

All true wisdom is found on T-Shirts.

Its all fun and games until you realize your Capri Sun has no straw.

Don`t exercise fat people are harder to kidnap.

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We have GPS that can navigate you across the country. Why can`t someone invent a device that can remind you why you went into a room?

When your parties have glasses instead of red cups, you’re a grown up.

love is either respectfully tender,or tenderly respectful