I don`t need to control my anger. Everybody around me needs to control their habit of pissing me off.
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My girlfriend told me "sports or me". Sometimes I miss her..
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If you find yourself in a situation where you`re about to get your ass kicked, just get naked. Nobody wants to fight a naked guy.
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The fastest way to make a woman completely lose her mind? Tell her to calm down during an argument.
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The best part of being a guy is that I can pee anywhere.
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There`s no cool way to chase a bouncing ping pong ball.
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That awkward moment when someone knows you, but you don’t know them...
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I wasn`t that drunk... Dude `You asked a uniformed cop to hold your weed`
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Mom, one does not simply pause an online game...
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I`ve fallen in love with the Internet. It was love at first site..
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