I hate it when people say, "You tweet too much!" Like b*tch, that`s what Twitter is for.
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Once you realize what a song is really about it changes everything.
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Pretty Little Liars is the reason I have trust issues.
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Like if you didn`t know: Before air conditioning was invented, white cotton slipcovers were put on furniture to keep the air cool.
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I would rather read the iTunes terms and conditions than go to school
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A girl`s "amazing" night will be all over facebook in pictures to see. Our amazing nights shall never be spoken of or brought up again.
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I`m not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I`m a drunk, we go to parties.
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In kinder-garden, anyone who had the 64 color pack with the sharpener ran that damn classroom!
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"I`m gonna wear this shirt that shows 3/4 of my boobs. Then I`m gonna call YOU a pervert for looking" - Girl logic
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The real reason women live longer than men is because they don`t have to live with women.
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