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I want to be the girl who always happy and never feels lonely or useless.

Why does life have to test me so much? I`m no good at tests. :(

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she`ll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she`ll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she`ll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she`ll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.

A wise monkey never monkey`s around with another monkey`s monkey

Love is like spinning around with your arms out, your heart races, your tummy tickles, and every-thing`s a blur. but if you don`t keep your eyes on something steady, you`ll fall flat on your back.

Changing The Face Can Change Nothing, But Facing The Change Can Change Everything

I don’t ask for much. Just promise you will stay by my side

You know your ghetto when you bring Tupperware to an "all you can eat buffet"

BE HONEST & CHOOSE THE MONTH YOU WERE BORN IN
Comment what you are
JANUARY → born the funniest
FEBRUARY → born the craziest
MARCH → born the cutest
APRIL → born the sweetest
MAY → born the kindest
JUNE → born the most serious
JULY → born the most beautiful/handsome
AUGUST → born the sexiest
SEPTEMBER → born the most romantic
OCTOBER → born the best in bed
NOVEMBER → born the nicest
DECEMBER → born the perfect lovers

Potatoes have skin, I have skin. Therefore I am a potato.