That awkward moment when your friends say something bad in front of your parents.
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I wish I could record my dreams and watch them later.
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LIKE IF: Knowing your family so well, You can tell who`s coming down the stairs by the sound of their footsteps..
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"You are what you eat" ...Thats funny, I don`t remember eating a legend lately.."
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Domino`s Pizza: Now made with real cheese! Me: What the hell did you use before?
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I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection.
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Falling in love with you is the second best thing in the world. Finding you is the first.
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Maybe it`s not about the happy ending, maybe it`s about the story.
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That awkward moment when you try to give someone advice and you realize what you`re saying has NOTHING to do with their problem.
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We go together like copy and paste.
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