I love that one kid that always argues with the teacher and wins.
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Nice tan, what`s your race? Carrot?
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At McDonald when they say ‘sorry about your wait’ they really mean ‘sorry about your weight’
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Before you “assume” try this crazy method called “asking”.
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"You have to believe in yourself." - Sun Tzu
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Mom: "Who are you laughing with?" Me: "My laptop."
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If you really want someone, you`ll make it work.
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Breathe, it`s just a bad day.. not a bad life.
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is really good at keeping secrets because five minutes later I forget what you told me because I don’t care.
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I hate when music videos have nothing to do with the song.
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