Girls eyebrows these days be looking like they got sponsored by nike
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My favorite part of books is movies.
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I don`t remember agreeing to this "school" thing... It was probably in the iTunes terms and conditions
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I wonder if the girls on "16 and Pregnant" will come back and be on "32 and a Grandma"
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Chuck Norris was born May 6,1945. The Nazis surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not.
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3 reasons to stand up: 1) To get a beer. 2) To dance. 3) You are the real slim shady.
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It`s a good thing Taylor Swift and Adele aren`t dating. Imagine if they broke up.
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What if the cure for cancer is trapped inside the mind that can`t afford an education?
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Sometimes I wonder if that kid in the Dreamworks logo has caught a fish yet.
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*Browsing Facebook* *See`s bitchy status* 45 COMMENTS! *Gets popcorn*
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