I feel like I`m waiting for something that is never going to happen.
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There`s always a reason to smile, so find it.
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"And in the end, it`s not the years in your life that count. It`s the life in your years." - Ralph Waldo Emerson
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I put the "i" in "single".
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Wal-Mart is like a zoo for humans to watch humans.
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PRINGLES: The only chip company in the world that doesn`t sell air.
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I love my toilet. We`ve been through a lot of shit together.
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Just because I can`t sing, doesn`t mean I won`t sing.
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I`ve just opened a new restaurant called Karma. There are no menu`s, we just give you what you deserve.
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is Making up a whole story in his head, and hoping one day it will actually happen.
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