Facebook status
"I`m gonna lose weight. I`m gonna exercise everyday. I`m gonna go on a diet and stick to it." ....... "Is that cake?"
-unknown
I`m not shy, I`m holding back my awesomeness, so I don`t intimidate you....
-unknown
Dear crush, fall in love with me.
-unknown
Sometimes you have to let things go so there’s room for better things to come into your life.
-unknown
I miss those late night calls and good morning texts.
-unknown
I ignore others text to read yours first.
-unknown
I HATE when people lie to me... But what pisses me off the most is when people think I`m dumb enough to believe it.
-unknown
Why you single? Because my girl is playing hide and seek and won`t show herself.!!!!
-Kuel
Let us please observe a moment of silence for the many brave coffee beans that gave their lives, so that millions of people may continue to live another day...
-unknown
apple`s new slogan :
Because you have more money than sense :D
-unknown