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Don`t expect your girl to play her role, when you have other girls auditioning for her part.
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We`re all part of the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook.
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The secret to happiness is to do what you like. The secret to success is to like what you do.
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Distance means nothing when someone means everything.
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"Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do." - Benjamin Spock
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LIKE IF you also writing with your finger on a mirror after taking a shower when it fogs up.
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When I have conversations in my head with people, I`m super-funny and witty, but in real life I`m like ..."I like turtles ..."
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I only party on 2 occasions. 1) When it`s my birthday. 2) When it`s not.
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You are more likely to confess true emotions during late night text conversations!
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75% people tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish their incomplete dream!
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