If Monday were shoes, they`d be Crocs.
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Facebook status
LIKE IF: Sometimes I open a text and mentally respond, but forget to actually respond.
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The awkward moment when someone buys you a present and you have to pretend you like it.
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Row, row, row your boat... gently off a cliff.
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If I could have one super power it would be the ability to literally smack sense into people.
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That one annoying relative who comments on everything you do on Facebook..
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You’ve got two choices. You can either sit and cry or spread your wings and fly.
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Eminem is just a really angry version of Taylor Swift.
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You never really know someone until you talk to them at 4 am.
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They say that laughter is the best medicine. Well, I have diarrhea and it`s making it worse :)
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