In math I use this thing called the guess and hope method.
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When the airplane engine suddenly makes a noise, you think to yourself "Well, I lived a good life".
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That awkward moment when you forget how to spell a really easy word
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Mentally saying “Wed-nes-day” when writing the word “Wednesday”
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LIKE IF IT HAPPENED TO YOU: Leaving the house for the day, realizing your forgot your phone, and your parents refuse to turn around to go back
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Sometimes I wonder how many miles I`ve scrolled my mouse wheel.
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If I swallow magnets will I be attractive?
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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, I`m not adding you.
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Homework: because 7 hours of school wasn`t enough.
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is Pretending to "never get the text" from someone who annoys you
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