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Wouldn`t it be ironic if a water park burned down?
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That awkward moment when someone compliments you and you`re torn between saying, "thank you" and "I know."
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That awkward moment when you hold the door open for the person behind you, then end up holding it for the next 100 people.
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That awkward moment when you are paying for someone & you can`t find your money.
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That awkward moment when you walk into your classroom and everyone looks at you like you`re in trouble.
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That awkward moment when you make a Harry Potter reference and none of your Muggle friends get it.
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Google + Wikipedia = Homework
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That awkward moment when you call your teacher mum.
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I don`t try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me.
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I get re-pissed about a old situation whenever I have a flashback about it...
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