No matter how amazing you are at something, there will always be an 8 year old Asian who is better.
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Is simultaneously the nicest and meanest person you’ll ever meet.
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Dear Youtube, I will always "Skip this ad."
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"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving." - Albert Einstein
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School is POINTLESS. English: We speak it. History: They`re dead, get over it. Math: We have calculators. Spanish: We have Dora.
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Valentine’s day is in 3 days so if you are secretly in love with me I suggest you reveal it now.
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My girlfriend left me because she said I`m a "Clueless idiot." I didn`t even know I had a girlfriend.
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Girl: "How do I look today?" Bruno Mars: "When I see your faceeee" Girl: "Ok ok I get it."
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My Facebook addiction has gotten to the point where I look for the `LIKE` button on all my e-mails.
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Just like seasons, people change.
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