That awkward moment when you drop something and just stare at it because you`re too lazy to pick it up.
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Facebook status
LIKE IF you also take the L and R on your headphones seriously.
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My computer is basically useless when it`s not connected to the Internet.
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Please? No. Please? No. Please, c`mon! No. PLEASE?! Okay. Really? No.
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My thighs don’t touch because I’m fat they touch because they’re in love.
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me after 15 seconds of studying: I just can`t do this anymore
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That awkward moment when the dictionary`s definition is even more confusing than the word.
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*Working hard on my homework* Phone: One new message! *Picks up phone to reply* *Mom comes in* "So, You`ve been texting this whole time!"
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If you watch an Apple store get robbed, are you an iWitness?
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That awkward moment when you realize that you texted the wrong person.
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