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First thing a girl says when it rains:
"MY HAIR!."
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I`m an awesome singer .. when no one is listening.
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We all have that embarrassing e-mail address that we made when we were 11.
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LIKE IF: When someone says "I like your shirt", I look down to see what I am wearing.
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I woke up, it was 6am, I blinked , it was 8am..
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Night before school: I want to look attractive. Morning of school: Nevermind.
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That awkward moment when you feel like you`ll do great on a test and you fail.
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If I ever say “Oh wow” to you, it doesn’t mean I’m impressed. It means you’re stupid.
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Single ( ) Taken ( ) Who cares I`m awesome (x)
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I`m eating just in case I get hungry in the future
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