Every time a disaster happens in Spongebob Squarepants, the same voice yells "My leg!"
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A naked iPhone is a beautiful thing but too risky.
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The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do today
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I met someone cute today. But it`s not like anything is gonna happen. Nothing ever happens.
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My mom said dinner was ready and I went into the kitchen and it wasn’t even ready. I’m sick of all these lies, it`s tearing our family apart.
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Your hand writing is good, so you have less chances of becoming a doctor.
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That awkward moment when a doctor write a medication prescription that they can never, even themselves read it.
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If you want to be someone,you never been.Then do something you never did!
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"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler." - Albert Einstein
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Right person, wrong time. Right time, wrong person. New person, old lines, Old person, new lies.
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