2 horrible facts: 1. Today is not Friday. 2. Today is not Friday
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Is everything expensive or am I just poor?
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Its all fun and games until you see a pic of what you looked like in 6th grade.
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I don`t always understand a subject but when I do... Its after the test.
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Ladies, they`re called scents, not flavors. I shouldn`t be able to taste your perfume.
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Research shows that in 100% of cases, when someone says "Oh no she didn`t!", she in fact, did.
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That moment when someone changes the song over just before the good part.
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If I were dating myself I would surprise myself with Starbucks everyday it would be so adorable.
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I don`t care about your past, all I want to know is if there`s a spot for me in your future.
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Alexander Graham Bell, the inventor of the first telephone, never phoned his wife or mother. They were both deaf.
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