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In Arizona, there is a town named `Nothing` that has only a gas station and a population of 4 people.
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There is a county called `Yolo` in California.
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Q( - _-)_____¦___o__Q(-_ - ) Asian Ping Pong Match
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iPhone = Eye Phone. Siri spelled backwards is `Iris`. Your iPhone is watching you.
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Hearing a song you really like on the radio and trying to remember part of the lyrics so you can Google it when you get home.
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"All our dreams can come true, if we have the courage to pursue them." - Walt Disney
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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in the world. If I’m not there, I go to work.
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The awkward moment when the microwave heats up your bowl more than your food.
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Overprotective parents raise the best liars.
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Take a look at your Instagram. If your last 5 pictures are of your face, everyone hates you.
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