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Admit it: Everyone has asked to go to the bathroom just to use there phone in there

If a girl from Iceland & a guy from Cuba have a kid together...... Will it be an Icecube?

That moment when small small disappointments from many people makes you sad and tend to think that your life is empty and sucks big time!!

"Message sent failed. Would you like to retry?"

Nope. I don`t have enough energy for that.

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Brutally honest children are the scariest thing on this planet.

Apparently evolution decided tails were useless, but nipples on men made sense.

What School really prepares you for: 1% Arts. 2% History. 5% English. 5% Math. 7% Problem solving. 80% Dealing with idiots.

Wedding rings go on the left ring finger because it`s the only finger with a vein that connects directly to the heart.

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.