Facebook status

Perfect has 7 letters and so does meeeeee ....Coincidence? I think not.
-unknown
I can`t believe there was once a day when I thought facebook was better than twitter..
-unknown
I`m the kind of person who is willing to brighten your day, even when I can`t brighten my own.
-unknown
That awkward moment when someone is watching you eat.
-unknown
Girls, the "Prince charming" thing doesn`t exist. Settle for the guy who knows the difference between "You`re" and "Your". Your welcome.
-unknown
LIKE if you are BORED.
-unknown
Sometimes all a girl wants is a guy to say "I made plans for us" instead of the usual "we can do whatever you want to do"
-unknown
At first it was "Okay" and then "ok" and now "k" and soon it will disappear and you`ll all regret it .
-unknown
Men automaticaly turn `single` when they see the girl they like.
-Sizwe
Mom: Why are you playing video games? go study! In a parallel universe: why are you studying? play more video games!
-Igotswag