LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU`RE A BIG GIRL. IF IT`S UP, PUT IT DOWN. WE NEED IT UP, YOU NEED IT DOWN. YOU DON`T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT YOU LEAVING IT DOWN.
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MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS.
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I don`t think anyone feels older than they actually are. How old would you think you are?
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I`m awesome. What`s your excuse?
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Don`t chase after everyone. If they walk out, hold the door open.
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Volleyball is just a really intense version of "don`t let the balloon touch the floor."
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Listening to music is like a cure to my every bad day..
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Facebook is all about
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You sent Friendship Request ....
I Accepted
We Talked
We Liked
We Poked
We Commented We Dated
We Committed
I Loved
You Cheated
I Deleted ...
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You sent Friendship Request ....
I Accepted
We Talked
We Liked
We Poked
We Commented We Dated
We Committed
I Loved
You Cheated
I Deleted ...
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If you want to understand me more, Hear what I never say.
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Single and in a relationship are just titles. Your heart determines your true relationship status
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