Why do parents think it`s so easy to get straight As?
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Facebook status
I either eat nothing or eat everything there is no in between.
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*watches the notebook for the 428th time*
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Hom(ew)ork.
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2 things a girl wants: 1) Lose weight. 2) Eat.
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Don`t sweat it or regret it, just move on and forget it.
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Girls only want one thing from guys... your hoodies.
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Sometimes, a midnight snack ends up being a midnight meal.
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Man RULES: YES AND NO ARE PERFECTLY ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS TO ALMOST EVERY QUESTION.
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ASK FOR WHAT YOU WANT. LET US BE CLEAR ON THIS ONE:
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!
SUBTLE HINTS DO NOT WORK!
STRONG HINTS DO NOT WORK!
OBVIOUS HINTS DO NOT WORK!
JUST SAY IT!
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