Sometimes music is all you need to make you feel better.
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Home is where I can look ugly and enjoy it.
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Once you stop chasing the wrong things, the right ones catch you.
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(B)uilt (O)n (S)elf (S)uccess.
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"Text me if you want." means..... "I want you to text me."
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Every woman needs a man that will ruin her lipstick, not her mascara.
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"You tweet a lot" ... "Bitch, it`s TWITTER."
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Oh, you got a 97% on a test and you`re upset about it? Here, use my 56% to dry your tears.
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I love shaving my legs - said no girl ever.
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Harlem shake is just an excuse to go full retard for 30 seconds.
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