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LIKE IF: Words I use in every sentence: no, stop, dude, literally, like, seriously.
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LIKE IF you also had that thought "Why does my mom decide to vacuum when I`m watching TV?"
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The awkward moment when a guy have longer eyelashes than you.
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What`s that thing called when your crush likes you back? Oh yeah. Imagination.
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Students are not cheaters. We just really enjoy having the same answers..
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"It is not in the stars to hold our destiny but in ourselves." - Shakespeare
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An empty fridge is a sad fridge.
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90% of conflicts in older movies could be solved by cell phones.
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I`m not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.
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"COMPUTER: “Wanna update this?” ME: “Sure” COMPUTER: “You have to restart your computer“ ME: “Never mind”
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