I hate when a song ends on the radio and I expect the next song on the album to follow.
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Working hard is important, but theres something that matters even more: believing in yourself.
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A car that is 2.5L engine tank cannot be full when it loaded with real 2.5liters of fuel, i wonder how do they measure it !
-Sizwe
That awkward moment when you don`t know which armrest is yours at the movie theater.
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It`s a good thing Taylor Swift and Adele aren`t dating. Imagine if they broke up..
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Maroon 5? You mean Adam levine and the guys who stand behind him?
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That fail moment when you realize you still count with your fingers.
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Smiling at old people to show them you`re not a teenage thug.
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How am I going to spend Valentine`s Day? Naked, one the floor with a bottle of Captain Morgan in my hand, screaming Adele songs to my cat!
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The only yoga stretch I’ve perfected is the yawn.
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