Repeatedly hitting something until you get it to work is actually called “percussive maintenance.”
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People with higher IQs tend to have a more difficult time falling asleep at night due to increased brain activity.
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Life will never give you what you want. You have to get it yourself.
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People who regularly help others are significantly happier and less likely to become depressed as they get older.
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Before calling me ask yourself "is this textable?"
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In the battle between sleep and study the Internet always wins
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how am i supposed to lose weight when the best part about life is food
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A fellow who does things that count, doesn`t usually stop to count them.
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Without humor, life is boring. Without love, life is hopeless. Without God, life is impossible.
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All I want is enough sleep and perfect grades is this too much to ask for
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