Don`t worry about those who talk behind your back. They`re behind you for a reason.
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Shortest horror story: Today is Monday.
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Do you ever dislike someone so much that you hate when people are nice to them?
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Dear Tom, it`s been 30+ years and you`re not going to eat Jerry. Sincerely, it`s time to move on...
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do you ever wish that you could just unmeet someone??
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She`s not really a "slow texter" she`s just texting others, so wait your turn.
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"It`s simple ... go the extra mile and you will stand out from the crowd." - Robin Crow
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MTV has gone from Music Television to Maternity Television.
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That awkward moment when someone makes a funny joke and you begin to laugh, and then you remember you hate them.
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Instead of saying LOL, I`m gonna say SALTS (Smiled A Little Then Stopped) It`s more truthful.
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