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That awkward moment when you don`t know how to continue the conversation.
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I wish I was a cat because the fatter you are the more people like you.
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The best nights are usually unplanned, random, and spontaneous.
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Running toward my dreams, tripped over reality and hit my head on the truth
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Obama: "I like Coke." Fox news: "Obama declares war on Pepsi!"
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I saw two twins babies. One had a shirt that said `Copy` the other `Paste`. That made my day.
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People never change. They JUST become more of who they really are.
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Too bored to stay home. Too lazy to go out. What to do?
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Can Bob the builder fix my grades?
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Studies show that Internet is making us lonely, depressed and possibly crazy.
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