Like if you also think that the prettiest girls have an `A` in their name..
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Facebook status
"Hey girl, feel my sweater.. you know what it`s made of?" `boyfriend material`”
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Drinking 15 beers in a night is simple... Yet getting you daily 8 glasses of water seems impossible.
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My mom is the best woman I`ve ever seen, she`s my superhero.
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The worse thing I`ve been told after the dentist: "You can`t eat for 30 Minutes"
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I like people who can keep the conversation going no matter how random the topics get.
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Four words that I never want to hear: There is no food.
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Forgetting to bring your phone to the toilet is like forgetting to bring a gun to war.
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LIKE IF : You don`t have an assigned seat in your class, but you still sit in the same seat everyday anyways.
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Like if you also saying "bitch" after proving your point.
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