That awkward moment when you see a person wearing the same clothes as you.
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My mom told me to follow my dreams. So I took a damn nap.
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As I watched the dog chasing his tail, I thought "Dogs are easily amused." Then I realized I was watching the dog chase his tail.
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End discrimination. Hate everyone equally.
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Call of Duty is like an iPhone. New game every year, basically the same.
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How scary would it be if everything that popped into your head was automatically posted to Twitter or Facebook?
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Sorry, I can`t today. My sister`s friend`s mother`s grandfather`s brother`s grandson`s uncle`s fish died, and yes, it was tragic.
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When I was kid, werewolves and vampires were scary. Now everybody wants to date them.
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Just because it’s called make-up, it doesn’t mean it’s supposed to make-up 99% of your face!
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