Over 60% of people use Facebook to find out how ex-partners are doing.
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Facebook status
Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you.
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I`m not saying I regret meeting you, I just regret trusting you.
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LIKE IF “ok” and “okay” sound different in my head
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Bob Marley`s last words to his son, Ziggy were "Money can`t buy life."
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That awkward moment when you get a flashback of something extremely embarrassing you did.
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I sing a lot for someone who can`t sing
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Admit it (AND LIKE THIS STATUS IF).. you have kissed the mirror or a pillow or a doll at least ONCE in your lifetime, pretending to be kissing someone else.
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You and I will always be unfinished business.
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Nothing is scarier than attempting the first fart after having diarrhea.
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