"Let a man lose everything else in the world but his enthusiasm and he will come through again to success." - H. W. Arnold
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Facebook status
*me after a haircut*
me: i love it!
me: it`s different
me: it`s not that bad
me: OMG WHY!
me: WHERE IS MY HAIR??
me: THEY CUT OFF TOO MUCH!
me: i love it!
me: it`s different
me: it`s not that bad
me: OMG WHY!
me: WHERE IS MY HAIR??
me: THEY CUT OFF TOO MUCH!
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Wife: Look at that Drunker! Hubby: Who is he? Wife: 10 years back he proposed me & I Rejected. Hubby: Oh My God, He is still Celebrating. .
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That awkward moment when there`s a hair in your mouth and you can`t find it so you`re just grabbing your tongue in public.
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1 text
1 song
1 mistake
1 lie
1 phone call
1 word
1 truth
1 place
1 person
1 movie
could change your mood in 1 second.
1 song
1 mistake
1 lie
1 phone call
1 word
1 truth
1 place
1 person
1 movie
could change your mood in 1 second.
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I`m making a killing selling home security systems. It`s easy. All I do is say "Hello"... At 3am... while sitting on the end of their bed.
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Teacher: 478 + x + 2230 = 5490. Find x. Student: It is between 478 and 2230.
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_eyyy se_y _ady -Hangman Style
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When you get a haircut: 10% - "It looks so good!" 25% -"You look so different!" 65% - "Did you get a haircut?"
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That annoying moment when you don`t know if a car is going to let you cross or not.
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