Nothing feels worse than losing touch with old friends and the people you knew you could be yourself around.
-Chazz
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Dear Ad.Fly, I will always "Skip this ad."
-Alex
If you let me.. Here`s what I`ll do .. I`ll take care of you ~
-unknown
Me: *Cleans room* *Finds missing homework, old books, and cure for cancer*
-unknown
You know what i noticed? Common sense isn`t very common anymore...
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Women aren’t complex. Theoretical Quantum Physics is complex. The politics in Game of Thrones are complex. Women are just unpredictable.
-unknown
It was so cute when you called me last night... LOL JK, don`t ever interrupt my sleep again.
-unknown
Sleeping is my drugs. My bed is my dealer. And my alarm clock is the police.
-unknown
It`s fine if you disagree with me.I can`t force you to be right...
-unknown
No girl wants a guy who flirts with everyone.
-unknown