I have a date tonight, with my bed. We`re totally gonna sleep together.
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Facebook status
Canadians eat more donuts per capita than any other country.
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No, I`m not lazy. I`m just very protective of my seat.
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Wake Up. Kick Ass. Repeat.
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Lazy Rule: If you spill water. It will eventually dry
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The best part of life is when your family becomes your friends, and you friends become your family.
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I`m over you
I`m over you
I`m over you
I`m over you
I`m over you
I`m over you
"hey"
...great, just great.
I`m over you
I`m over you
I`m over you
I`m over you
I`m over you
"hey"
...great, just great.
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Forecast for today - unproductive with a high chance of taking a nap.
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No matter how good or bad you have it, wake up each day thankful for your life. Someone somewhere else is desperately fighting for theirs..
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Does anybody know how can I send an enemy request on Facebook?
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