Facebook status

I wonder if people in China have fancy plates called America..
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Friday. My second favorite F word.
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What if ice cream licked you back ?
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I like food and sleep. If I give you my food or text you all night, you`re special to me.
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Girls be like
(҂`_´) Not This Time BITCH
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,/﹋╯. He`s TAKEN !
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Stress accelerates the damages caused by diseases and makes it hard for medicines to treat them.
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Love sometimes comes like a dream and leaves like a nightmare.
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"Better three hours too soon than a minute too late." - William Shakespeare
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May your life one day be as awesome as you pretend it is on Facebook.
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RIP Facebook, too many of our parents joined.
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