I’ve got 99 problems and I’m not dealing with any of them.
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Facebook status
Boy: Let`s play a game, any game just not hide and seek . Girl: Why not hide and seek? Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find
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The best things in life are free until the government finds out and taxes it.
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Liking 2,197 facebook pages in 2008 is my biggest regret.
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President Obama can say anything and still make you feel safe.
Obama: "Look.. we gonna die... but we gonna die... TOGETHER."
Obama: "Look.. we gonna die... but we gonna die... TOGETHER."
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Teacher: "The test is very easy."
Me: "Sure it is, you already know the answers."
Me: "Sure it is, you already know the answers."
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I don`t always understand a subject but when I do... Its after the test.
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"Never let your memories be greater than your dreams." - Doug Ivester
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Ladies... You can`t wear animal print and be bigger than the animal.
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That awkward moment when you have a lot in common with the person you hate.
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