Yesterday, all my problems seemed so far away. Today, you’re here. Coincidence?
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"A picture paints a thousand words it’s true, but it’s still not enough for how I feel about you" - Keith Urban
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Mom, make me some food ?" "Get it yourself." "Never mind, I`m not hungry.."
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That awkward moment when you actually left your homework at home.
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I would love to start working out, but I`m beefing up for my "before" picture.
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I`m not stealing my neighbor`s WiFi, their WiFi is trespassing into my house.
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my life is an episode of punkd except nobody comes out to tell me it’s all a joke and it goes on forever
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D.i.e.t = Did I eat that.
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Don`t assume my tweets are about you. But if you`re affected by them, then that obviously means you`re guilty of something.
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Single girl problems: Spend half an hour picking out cute clothes. Get up an hour early to perfect hair and makeup & he doesn`t notice.
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