When parents think that calling you `LAZY` is going to motivate you
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Facebook status
There`s a 100% chance that you`re awesome. Act like it.
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To do list: 1. Buy a parrot. 2. Teach the parrot to say, "Help!! I turned into a parrot!" 3. Leave it in a public area.
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That awkward moment when you don`t know your hungry or thirsty and you open the fridge and just stare.
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My laptop is so bright today *puts on sunscreen*
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Save as: fjhdsk? The file fjhdsk already exists? fjhdsk 2.
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Me: PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!
Me: Pikachu?
Me: Pikachu, where are you?
Cop: Sir you’re under arrest for throwing a rock at a police officer.
Me: Pikachu?
Me: Pikachu, where are you?
Cop: Sir you’re under arrest for throwing a rock at a police officer.
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When a girl says: "I`m cold.", don`t be stupid & say "me too."
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There`s this app on my phone that makes me look fat.. It`s called camera..
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Dear Maths, I refuse to find your X she left you for a reason, and don`t ask Y either!
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