LIKE IF: When I say, "I won`t tell anyone" My best friend doesn`t count..
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That annoying moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you`re watching
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When I get home:
• take my pants off
• put my hair up
• eat as much as I possibly can.
• take my pants off
• put my hair up
• eat as much as I possibly can.
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Guess what dragons, unicorns and sane women have in common.
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"Efficiency is doing things right; effectiveness is doing the right things." - Peter Drucker
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a big shoutout to all those people who write answers in textbooks
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Some people make your life better by walking into it, while other people make your life better by walking out of it.
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Started from the bottom now we`re here
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Why is there a show called "When animals attack?" It should be called "When stupid people go near dangerous animals."
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