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Is everything expensive or am i just poor..
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The less people you chill with, the less problems you deal with.
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/ \ Bitch, I`m fabulous...
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Boys who like me: 0
Boys who like my friend: 53484131846971
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Some of the best moments in life are the ones you can`t tell anyone about.
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My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy.....I came back drunk.
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Don`t feel special if I text you back within 2 minutes, my phone was already in my hand, bitch.
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Everyone says you only fell inlove once, but that`s not true, because every time I see you I fall inlove all over again.
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How it SHOULD be:
0-20 -F
20-40- D
40-60 -C
60-80 -B
80-100 -A
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Patrick: "... Just borrowing your refrigerator."
Spongebob: "What happened to yours?"
Patrick: "Nothing, mine is just empty."
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