"Find the Juan for you!" - Mexican dating site
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Facebook status
"Send me a pic" is where a girl loses all respect for you..
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Asian dad: After you finish your homework you can go and play...
Asian kid: Yaaaay!
Asian dad: ...the piano for 5 hours.
Asian kid: Yaaaay!
Asian dad: ...the piano for 5 hours.
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Accidentally stepping on your pet is the worst thing ever. THEY TRUSTED YOU & YOU STEPPED ON THEM & THEY CAN’T EVEN UNDERSTAND YOUR APOLOGY.
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What has two Wings and a Halo?
Did you say an Angel?
WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing* *Wing* - Halo?
Did you say an Angel?
WRONG! Its a chinese phone. *Wing* *Wing* - Halo?
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"How do you know?" "Wikipedia told me."
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I’m like an Iphone I just lose energy without doing anything.
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Exercise? More like extra fries
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Strangers → Friends
↑ ↓
Ex`s ← Lovers..
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Ex`s ← Lovers..
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Spongebob: "Are you ready to go crazy?" Patrick: "I`m already hearing voices!"
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