why does my body keep producing acne why can’t you focus on more important things like growing wings or making me hot
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Facebook status
Me: Can I have $5?
Mom: What happened to the $5 I gave you in 2008?
Mom: What happened to the $5 I gave you in 2008?
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The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie.
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Biggest fantasy? Seeing commas in my account balance
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Jellyfish and lobsters are considered biologically immortal - They don’t age and will never die unless they are killed.
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People who make you feel bad for liking what you like are the worst kinds of people
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Men have nipples because everyone is a female until the Y chromosome kicks in. You were all girl embryos.
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The human brain isn`t fully functional for learning until after 10 AM, science has proved that schools begin way too early.
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Travel As much as you can. As far as you can. As long as you can. Life’s not meant to be lived in one place.
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When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside. When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely.
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