People who lie skillfully are also good at catching other people`s lies.
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Generally, people are more likely to assume you`re being rude when you`re actually being honest.
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I can`t go to school mom. The blankets have accepted me as one of their own. If I leave now I might lose their trust.
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I sure don`t like playing dodge ball with my heart,but i like it when its caught.
-Nicole
"Need new haters..old 1s started liking me"
-Priya
I have a disease called awesome. Doctors say i only have the rest of my life to live.
-Alex
That awkward moment when your parents ask if you like anyone.
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That awkward moment when someone says `Hello!` and you`re like `Good thanks!`
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That awkward moment when you and your best friend act more like a couple than you and your boyfriend/girlfriend do.
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That awkward moment when you go for a handshake and they go for a hug.
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