The feeling that everyone is staring at you is known as the "Spotlight Effect."
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why is it that like 99.9% of girls look thin and cute in over sized shirts but i look like a beanbag.
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what if everyone driving on the highway tuned their radios to the same station and blasted the volume it would be like a traveling concert
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I sprayed mosquito repellent on a mosquito. Now he’ll never have any friends...
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The song "Happy Birthday to You" is copyrighted and generates about $2 million dollars in licensing revenue each year.
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Women live a better, longer & peaceful life. Why? Very simple.
A woman doesn`t have a wife.
A woman doesn`t have a wife.
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Having to delete songs for making room in your iPod is like having to kill some of your children because you can`t feed them all.
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people who post the "don`t delete my Instagram" picture should get their Instagram deleted
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If I were a spelling bee judge: "Spell their." Contestant: "Sentence please."
Me: "They`re going to build their house over there."
Me: "They`re going to build their house over there."
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Time for my weekly game of let`s-see-how-long-I-can-drive-with-my-gas-light-on.
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